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The concerned & committed computer user will ask himself "Are we really going to watch that hoor Jewel whoring for Mall★Wart in that tab that's been open the last three days?"

UPDATE (2040PDT 22 September 2012): Turns out yes.

I HATE the cancer that is wal-mart. If wal-mart was a nazi concentration camp, Jewel would be the ss guard working the gas chamber. horsesflu2 hours ago

NB: Jewel whores for Mall★Wart, not K-Mart. An error in the original version of this item stated the opposite. Big fucking difference, huh?