Bi-pedal elephants in high heels? HOT.
Is Ricky going to try the rhythm method? I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any.~
V.D. Love Editor:Starting to think you may save time by just identifying what you don't find "HOT."St. Santorum's version of Catholicism probably doesn't allow for dancing.
Looks like Romney's putting a bellows into the elephant's vagina. Which is new to me.
Bellowing Ed.:Oxygen, so the fire (down below) burns hotter.
Don't worry Mitt, she'll come back to you.Although even I think the cuckold thing is a touch kinky. Is she gonna make you s...?
Editor Asks;"Sick?" "Sad?" "Swollen?"
Oh, just in case you don't know, I'll spell it out:...Suck his dick.
Smutty Editor:Oh. We believe the acceptable phrase is "put a lip-lock on his love muscle."
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Bi-pedal elephants in high heels? HOT.
Is Ricky going to try the rhythm method?
I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any.
~
V.D. Love Editor:
Starting to think you may save time by just identifying what you don't find "HOT."
St. Santorum's version of Catholicism probably doesn't allow for dancing.
Looks like Romney's putting a bellows into the elephant's vagina. Which is new to me.
Bellowing Ed.:
Oxygen, so the fire (down below) burns hotter.
Don't worry Mitt, she'll come back to you.
Although even I think the cuckold thing is a touch kinky. Is she gonna make you s...?
Editor Asks;
"Sick?" "Sad?" "Swollen?"
Oh, just in case you don't know, I'll spell it out:
...Suck his dick.
Smutty Editor:
Oh. We believe the acceptable phrase is "put a lip-lock on his love muscle."
Post a Comment