Megadeth Moron Mustaine Gets Frothy

How ya gonna feel when St. Santorum suspends the War on Iran &/or Contraception to go home to be w/ his sick daughter? For that matter, how do ya feel 'bout another war & having the Gestapo in your bedroom? "Presidential?"

"Earlier in the election, I was completely oblivious as to who Rick Santorum was, but when the dude went home to be with his daughter when she was sick, that was very commendable,” Mustaine recently told MusicRadar.com. “... You know, I think Santorum has some presidential qualities, and I'm hoping that if it does come down to it, we'll see a Republican in the White House... and that it's Rick Santorum."

Weighing in on the rest of the field, Mustaine called Newt Gingrich an “angry little man” and said Ron Paul will “make total sense for a while, and then he'll say something so way out that it negates everything else.”

As for Mitt Romney, the rocker said, “I've got to tell you, I was floored the other day to see that Mitt Romney's five boys have a $100 million trust fund. Where does a guy make that much money? So there's some questions there.”

Do note that Mr. Mustaine's responses to the GOP B-Team are all sentimental/emotional, except for his analysis of Ron Paul, where Dave is somehow surprised that Dr. Paul doesn't make total sense all the time. Our guess is Mustaine's a functional illiterate, & gets all his info from people reading to him or telling him stuff.

And the usual anyone but Obama, because ...

Still, Mustaine would pick any of the GOP candidates over President Barack Obama.

"I'm just hoping that whatever is in the White House next year is a Republican,” he said. “I can't bear to watch what's happened to our great country. Everybody's got their head in the sand. Everybody in the industry is like, 'Oh, Obama's doing such a great job. ...' I don't think so. Not from what I see.”

Because not from what I see, I don't think so, is why, that's why!

Whew. We sincerely hope that Mr. Mustaine never turns his scathing critical analysis on us.