Sunday, June 6, 2010

You Think You're So Smart

Every jerk on this planet (were there non-jerks they'd think they were exceptional, just for not bring jerks) thinks he or she is special; many extend specialness & exceptionalism to a tribe w/ which they have some connection. Well, you aren't special, & neither are those who accept the same conventional wisdom you do. You're a piece of dirt like six billion other cretins taking up space & oxygen on this spinning rock who are supposed to have rights & stuff, just like you are, but probably don't, so get over it.

Reading this may wise a few of you up. Chabon may be a bit culturally specific, but we extend the pointy finger & explaining voice at every one of you not reading this.

4 comments:

Hamish Mack said...

Brilliant, thanks MB

M. Bouffant said...

Parasitic Ed. Asks:

We assume you mean thanks for the link, as we didn't do nuffin but attach ourself.

Another Kiwi said...

You're not Michael Chabon!?!?!

M. Bouffant said...

From The Editor:

Not this wk.