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When "publishing your post" The Evil Empire used to offer cute little Blogger™ hints, such as: Speed up your blog!

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Now one is likely to see an advertisment for something or another. While we're unsure if they're targeted, it doesn't surprise us to see something like this.

WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Have Moral, Ethical Or Religious Reasons Against Hurting (Or Even Killing) Someone Who Violently Attacks You, Your Wife Or Your Kids

Or:

Which is why the system these WW2 "combat analysts" created is unlike anything the world had seen before... or has seen since. And the Nazis—as cruel, violent and "hell bent" on destruction as they were—never knew what hit them! In fact, the soldiers who used this devastating system were legendary for jumping dozens of armed Nazi and elite Japanese commandos...

And Killing Them With Their Bare Hands!

Sounds almost crazy, doesn't it?

Not to overdose, just one more:

How to snatch a loaded gun right out of a "Gangsta's" hand so damn fast it will literally tear his trigger finger off! (And then immediately—without even thinking about it—cave his chest in without skipping a beat.)

As rabid as the website is, we have more than a suspicion that what Captain Chris offers (Brute force, not fancy-ass stunt-work.) is more likely to be effective at gouging out eyes & the like. Note (21 July 2009 @ 1142 PDT): Fixed the formatting a bit. Oh, no one's ... OK, then.)