Thursday, July 30, 2009

The Line Between Parody & Actuality Blurs Into Indistinguishable Idiocy

Is there truly any expectation that, assuming "MJ" isn't a parodist, people like him (It's inevitably a male, if not actually a man.) should be dealt w/ seriously? (We do have some serious dealing in mind, involving the use of a pillow while the subject is sleeping; maybe one of those "Ha ha" moments when Pat Buchanan suggests First Dude Palin should take Levi Johnston down to the creek & hold him under until he stops struggling & splashing.)
Discourse, our fucking ass!! Political murder, now!! (Hell, you could probably rig a tube to collect MJ's nightly drool & recycle it into his lungs & he'd up & die from pneumonia, saving us the trouble of cleaning his moko from the death pillow.)

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