Country Fir— No, It's Not First, It's Farther Down The List

It's new to us (probably just new; their site is only copyrighted 2009) but this is the sub-cult of the RNC that has floated the "make the Democrat Party call itself the Democrat Socialist Party" resolution. We'll be more than happy to question their patriotism.

We are committed first to God, then to family, then to country, then to conservatism, and only then to our political party.

In that order, and do not forget it! Whatever happened to "Country First?" When was it replaced by "Nepotism Second, Country Third?"

Consequently, although we are proud Republicans, we will not hesitate to hold everyone in account based on not only words, but also deeds, including ourselves, when we fail to adhere to founding principles.

Try adhering to grammatical principles first. Did the liberal left-wing academic TAs who tried to teach you Bonehead English scare you away? Some of the resolution:

WHEREAS, the Democratic Party and its leadership have dedicated themselves to a new taxing objective of direct income redistribution which takes additional taxes from one group of people and gives it in direct cash transfers to another group of people who pay no federal income taxes at all; and WHEREAS, the American people are crying out for truth, honesty and integrity in politics; therefore be it RESOLVED, that we the members of the Republican National Committee recognize the Democratic Party’s clear and obvious purpose in proposing, passing, and implementing socialist programs through federal legislation; and be it further RESOLVED, that we the members of the Republican National Committee recognize that the Democratic Party is dedicated to restructuring American society along socialist ideals; and be it further RESOLVED, that we the members of the Republican National Committee call on the Democratic Party to be truthful and honest with the American people by acknowledging that they have evolved from a party of tax and spend to a party of tax and nationalize and, therefore, should agree to rename themselves the Democrat Socialist Party.

Hoo boy!! They forgot "WHEREAS, the Democratic Party has kicked our asses in the last two national elections, therefore be it

RESOLVED, that we will sit in the corner and fling as much poo as we can poo out at anyone who gets near us."

We conclude by thanking President Obama for sending us $250.00 to waste on anything we want (We like food, oddly enough, & toilet paper, among other things.) just last wk. As we "went Galt" some yrs. ago (We may not have filed in this millennium, even ...) we very much appreciate this gesture from our president, & can assure him & every other Democrat Socialist Party candidate that our vote is theirs in perpetuity. Whattaya say to that, Conservative Caucus? The demonic plot of Saul Alinsky & the Muhammadan Messiah is working!! Also, Bill Ayers.