Jerkwad Of The Week Award

One "Chet," in the comments of an American Spectator column by Robert Prissy McCain :

Chet| 5.18.09 @ 10:44AM One more time: Conservatives tend to be in positions of moderate authority in society. That means that those of us who have hire/fire capabilities should MAKE SURE that any layoffs which occur, are layoffs of those who HELPED bring about the insertion of this inexperienced punk into the highest office of the land. They voted to essentially: 1) raise taxes on responsible achievers (YOU) 2) give themselves raises ( as lower-wage earners) 3) spread YOUR earnings around 4) limit your decision-making ( as managers ) 5) give voting privileges to illegals ( it's coming..) 6) require you to pay for abortions domestically 7) require you to pay for abortions abroad 8) limit your gun ownership & usage 9) subject you to bogus climate-change BS If someone has to be cut from the payroll, MAKE SURE it's one of THEM.... Yes, we are officially split into TWO CAMPS: Those that achieve & earn... Those that take from those who achieve & earn

Oh, do be sure it's one of THEM. Please. They're easy to spot, too, if y'know what we mean. 

That "tend to be in positions of moderate authority" thing can only be described as precious. Big-eyed child painted on velvet darling. 

Are we to assume that all in Chet's World of Paranoia/Center-Right America who hold more than "moderate" authority are crazed Marxists? Are the reins of power not in the hands of the technological, business, entrepreneurial & financial colossi whose naked will & moral greed has made them rich &, therefore, the greatest men ever? Was America watching the Beatles on the Ed Sullivan Show, or was it American Idol distracting the earners when the Jewish/Illuminati/Bilderberg/Masonic/Bolshevik conspiracy replaced the titans of industry w/ the bearded university professors & slickly-coiffed newsreaders who coerced the masses into voting in their own interest for a change? If so, we'd have to question why we still have any guns, property or live births. And we might have to wonder why all the god-like, responsible, earning achievers allowed themselves to be shoved aside w/o a fight (w/o anyone even noticing, actually) thereby allowing the victimization (Taxes! He has to pay them!!) of poor innocent "Chet."