Saturday, May 30, 2009

Who's Next?

This Ron Hamman who typed "Will the Antichrist be a homosexual?"for the Mat-Su Frontiersman (Wasilla, AK, baby!!) as much as admits that things aren't going his way, in his opening sentence:
In answering this question, it is important to assert the question does not originate with me, lest someone out there think that I am bringing some new doctrine out to bolster the political climate. But as the study of Bible prophecy includes verbiage as to the behavior of the one called “that Wicked” by Paul in II Thessalonians, it is not only a legitimate question to ask, but also one to answer.
Way to weasel, non-bolsterer: "I didn't start it!" Of course, when you're typing from the Bizarro-World thesaurus exclusive to your biblically-addled brain, words don't mean so much to begin w/, do they?
This is obviously a chance to pick on the pansies, rather than a serious (where "serious" = # of angels/head of pin) discussion of the end times & for whom to look (Perez Hilton?) when Anti-Christ spotting. And Pastor Ron's typing stylings, while off, don't come near some of the greats of the field. So the only thing we'll note is that the last-ditch defense against non-opposite marriage is reduced to a reduction of the traditionalist doctrine:
From a lost perspective, the reason sex sells, pornography is profitable, and prostitution is “the world’s oldest profession” is mankind’s desire of women. From Christianity’s position, it is part of the glue for the bond of marriage and the propagation of a godly heritage. But homosexuality does not regard this — in their unbridled lusts they burn for their own gender.
(Is every last one of these fucks a seriously disturbed sex addict? We've had plenty of illicit fun in our time [fornication, adultery, non-reproductive sex, yada yada, since you asked] but we're not suffering from priapism 24/7, & we don't confuse our male voyeuristic gaze w/ wild uncontrollable lust that only the fear of eternal hell-fire damnation keeps in check.)
Maybe Gawd's already given up. Per the Pastor, 
And one more thing: Sodomy is the only sin for which God came down from heaven to destroy. Though God dealt with many other sins in various ways, there is no other for which he came down from heaven to verify and destroy. 
Other than that little flood thing, of course. (That was just because they wern't kissing His Ass enough, wasn't it?) Still, if Pastor Ron's Big Fucking Killer in the Sky hasn't dumped the San Francisco Peninsula into the Pacific by now, we're not sure what outrage will get His Murderous Ass off the Cosmic Couch to whack that gay gnat buzzing around the rec room.
Back, however, to our point. (We try not to mock each & every idiocy, but we're sinners who just can't say no to our burning, unbridled lusts.) When Pastor Ron's generation is gone, leaving fewer & fewer homo-fearers/haters to slow the GLBT infiltration of  "straight" society w/ their awful agenda, what Other will there be to unite his spiritual spawn in hatred? 
Judging from the heft of the average Biblical American, we doubt a campaign against those committing the sin of gluttony will get too far. 

4 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

Not sure I buy the idea that Wasilla is important enough for The End of the World to happen to it.

M. Bouffant said...

Religion Editor Speaks:
It is the hometown of the Anti-Hillary.

Possibly continental drift has interfered w/ proper Bible interpretation. Wasilla may have been the original Jerusalem.

Anonymous said...

I AM THE ANTICHRIST.

M. Bouffant said...

Not Terribly Impressed Editor:
Who the fuck isn't?