Five Minutes Is Nothing On The Internet. Nothing, Y'Hear?

Here's your choice, intertubal weenies. Short & sweet (that would be us, two items down) or some guy who sees the same clip & spews as if there's no tomorrow. Also, there's advertising there. Your choice is clear. Wise up before it's too late.      P. S.: OK, so he did post his item five minutes before we did (the blog being on elitist East Coast time). Whatever.