Monday, July 27, 2009

Why Sarah Palin Is An Absolutely Useless, No-Talent Loser

"Let's not start believing that government is the answer," she told the largely affectionate crowd of about 5,000 at Pioneer Park. "It can't help make you healthy or wealthy or wise. What can? It is the wisdom of the people. . . . It is God's grace, helping those who help themselves."
Just how is it, in a democratic republic, that the government is not "the wisdom of the people?" Common sense is just not one of one-time Gov. Palin's strong points, is it? But that ol' "Prosperity Gospel" is.
"It should be so obvious to you," she said. "It is because I love Alaska this much, sir, that I feel that it is my duty to avoid the unproductive, typical politics-as-usual lame-duck session in one's last year in office. . . . I will be able to fight even harder for you, for what is right. And I have never felt that you need a title to do that."
If it were her duty, is she incapable of performing it? Is she so weak-willed that she couldn't have resisted the temptations of lame-duckery? Should any office-holder (And Ms. Wasilla, in politics one holds an "office," not a "title." At least try to learn that much about usage of our admittedly elitist English language.) who claims she won't be running again be removed from office the very day it's announced, to avoid the "politics as usual" of lame ducks? Perhaps the first move of her new-found freedom (And wealth. "Country First," you know.) will be in support of a Constitutional Amendment to remove any President the minute he or she is elected to a second term, to avoid lameness? Not to mention that many politicians (ones who, unlike Palin, aren't cowards) use their time as a lame-duck to accomplish things that wouldn't be possible were they seeking reƫlection. But somehow Palin's going to "fight even harder for you," just not from a position of power, merely as a private loud-mouth.
... at the media, which she has blamed for distorting her statements and fueling controversies that have surrounded her. "You represent what could and should be a respected and honest profession, that could and should be a cornerstone of our democracy," she said. "Democracy depends on you, and that is why our troops are willing to die for you. So how about in honor of the American soldier you quit making things up?"
We can agree w/ that. The media certainly should honor the American soldier. It could start by not repeating lies that send our sacrificial lambs into trumped-up wars of aggression whose purpose is passing money from working Americans to the outstretched hands of the military-industrial-congressional complex. Not "making things up" about Sarah & her young goats"kids" would be a good idea too. Don't give her the coverage she desires. OK: Maverick-y enough? "Not politics as usual." Check. "Fire a last official grenade at the media?" Check. Blather about energy independence & strip-mining Alaska 'cause Gawd wants us to? Yep. What else is there? Oh, you betcha.
"Stiffen your spine to do what's right for Alaskans when the pressure mounts, because you're going to see anti-hunting . . . circuses from Hollywood . . . [who] use Alaska as a fundraising tool for their anti-2nd-Amendment causes," she said. "Stand tall, and remind them individual patriots will protect our right to bear arms," she said. "By the way, Hollywood needs to know: We eat, therefore we hunt."
"WE EAT, THEREFORE WE HUNT!" Twice as good as "Drill, baby, drill." Indeed, right up there w/ "Are we not men?" Final Note: The half-term Gov. uses "apologetics" as if it means, well, apologies. (That from the video actuality, not our cage-liner source.) Watch it if you can stand it.

11 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Is this a multiple choice quiz?
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M. Bouffant said...

Alzheimer's Editor Says, Uh, Um ...

We think it was a memory test, but we forgot.

Does Techno-rat remember you yet?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I haz solved the puzzle, M.B.

Plz to check homage page.

Also, I have a pyramid linking scheme that's going to make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams!111one!
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Substance McGravitas said...

You know, I think she's got a point about doing what's best for Alaska by stepping down.

Anyway, I wonder if Alaska could withstand an actual assault from Hollywood or whether the state would just quit.

M. Bouffant said...

Huh? Editor Claims:

We could've sworn we'd posted something here earlier.

"Wolverines!" was part of it.

Still can't "favorite" you, Mr. ®©.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I see my link to this post still doesn't show up under "links to this post", either.

WTF, over?
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Infested with Badgers.

M. Bouffant said...

Not Of The Living Dead, But We've Felt Better Editor Notes:

No badgers here! We've sprayed so much for roaches all the mammalian vermin are dead too, except the landlord.

Hope you saw the Brain-Eating item above.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

When will the upstanding members of the living dead community no longer be stereotyped by the actions of a few renegades? The bigotry is palpable.

One feels the need to mention, however, that the ghoul in question was, in fact, LIVING.

Also.

Larry Harmon said...

Hey Mon, the way to get rid of roaches is to spread around boric acid, laced with sugar. That'll keep 'em to a minimum.
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M. Bouffant said...

Death To All Fascist Insects Editor Replies:

Sugar? We know from boric acid, but haven't heard one should add sugar.

Here in Los Angeles, we are surrounded by various un-dead, living dead, half-dead, cannibals, the botoxed & sightings of Michael Jackson's ghost nose; we can't tell who's whom anymore.