Note To NYT Pitchbot: Get Your Own Material!

Us, yesterday: "Guessing the same cretins who wouldn't be vaccinated (Bill Gates! 5G chips!!) literally to save their lives will be lined up around the block to have Phony Stark open their skulls & drop in a device whose battery will catch fire while it's boring holes in their gray matter w/ its 'autopilot'." 

NYT Pitchbot, today:

Opinion | I won’t get vaccinated because I don’t want the government to track me. But I can’t wait to get one of Elon Musk’s chips implanted in my brain.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 26, 2023