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Hans Nichols / Axios:

Conservatives plot text warnings on “woke” products  —  A conservative group is offering a new service that texts “Woke Alerts” straight to the phones of grocery shoppers who want to know which brands are accused of taking political positions that are offensive to the right.

Lily Hayes / Louder With Crowder:   Conservative NonProfit Launches Text Alert System To Help Customers Avoid Woke Brands And We're Here For It

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   Cultist Outfit Launches “Woke Alert” Texting Service

Joseph MacKinnon / TheBlaze:   Conservative group launches anti-ESG text service that helps shoppers identify products made by woke companies

Margaret Flavin / The Gateway Pundit:   WOKE ALERT: Group Announces Text Alert System to Help Shoppers Avoid Products from Woke Companies

Kevin Hurler / Gizmodo:   Conservative Group Launches Text Alert System for When Companies Go Woke

Mary Lou Masters / The Daily Caller:   Conservative Group Launches ‘Woke Alerts’ To Notify Consumers Of Left-Wing Brands

Ramsey Touchberry / Washington Times:   Conservative group rolls out ‘Woke Alerts’ to combat activist corporate America

Olivia Land / New York Post:   Conservative group Consumers' Research launches ‘woke alerts’ for concerned shoppers

David Strom / HotAir:   Striking back: Consumers' Research now provides “woke alerts”

Sky Palma / Raw Story:   ‘Woke Alert’ app tells conservative shoppers what not to buy

Ben Wilson / Washington Free Beacon:   You Can Now Get a ‘Woke Alert’ on Your Phone Next Time a Company Caves to the Left

Brady Knox / Washington Examiner:
Consumers' Research launches ‘Woke Alerts’ to monitor companies' liberal initiatives

Itxu Díaz / The American Spectator:   Joke's Over: We Should All Be Using ‘Woke Alerts’

Evita Duffy-Alfonso / The Federalist:   ‘Woke Alerts’ Notifies Consumers When Companies Go Woke

Ben Whedon / Just The News:   ‘Woke Alerts’ service to warn consumers when companies engage in political activism

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