How Long Will Lumpy's Last Rites Last?

Other then those who want to be absolutely certain he's dead, who & how many will even attend? Assuming it's a somewhat regular dead Prez funeral. Wouldn't surprise me if the three Trump offspring whose mother was the first wife he dumped (Larry, Moe & Vanky Jo) didn't hold the services in a stadium & charge admission, assuming they're not already fighting over the will by then.

Jesse O'Neill / New York Post:

Trump bashes John McCain's funeral in new book: ‘Much like his wars, it never ended’NEW!

Ben Blanchet / HuffPost:   Trump Trashes Late John McCain For Having 'World's Longest Funeral' In New Book

Sky Palma / Raw Story:   Trump trashes McCain's funeral in new book: ‘Much like his wars, it never ended’

Meaghan Ellis / Alternet.org:   ‘Much like his wars, it never ended’: Trump takes aim at John McCain's funeral

Isaac Schorr / Mediaite:   Trump Reviews John McCain's Funeral in Ghastly Book Excerpt: ‘Much Like His Wars, It Never Ended’

As if it were the Senator's fault a lot of people had good things to say about him. Advice to Meghan McCain: Knee the ex-President in the groin area, & when he doubles over, a knee to break his jaw.