Today In "Who's The Groomer Now?"

From the 2024 Republican Platform: "If'n they's old enough to bleed, they's old enough to breed."

Andrew Sullender / Springfield News-Leader:

Sen. Mike Moon reiterates support for 12-year-old's right to marry in Missouri  —  During debate Tuesday on a bill banning gender-affirming care for transgender minors, Missouri State Senator Mike Moon suggested children as young as 12 should have the right to marry with parental permission.

David Moye / HuffPost:   GOP Lawmaker Defends Supporting 12-Year-Olds' Right To Legally Marry

Brad Reed / Raw Story:   Watch: Missouri Republican defends letting parents marry off 12-year-old kids

Austin Linfante / Heartland Signal:   Missouri Republican defends 12-year-olds getting married

Prem Thakker / New Republic:   Missouri Republican Pushing Anti-Trans Bill Ends Up Defending Child Marriage

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   MO Republican Backs Marriage For 12 Year-Old Children

Erin Reed / Erin In The Morning:   Missouri Senator Defends Child Marriage After Trans Ban Passes House

And Republican Daddy grooms & rapes a family member.

Annie Todd / Argus Leader:

Joel Koskan, who ran for SD Senate, pleads guilty to 2 counts of felony incest  —  PIERRE — Joel Koskan, who ran unsuccessfully for state Senate in 2022 and days before the election was arrested on charges relating to child abuse, pleaded guilty to two counts of felony incest Tuesday morning.

Ty Ross / Occupy Democrats:   FAMILY AFFAIR: Failed GOP candidate gets 10 years for incest with minor

Joe Jervis / Joe.My.God.:   SD Republican Gets 10 Years On Felony Incest Charges

Ty Ross / Washington Press:   GROOMER: South Dakota Republican pleads guilty to multiple counts of incest

Raw Story:   South Dakota Republican sentenced to 10 years for incest

Taegan Goddard / Political Wire:   Ex-GOP Candidate Pleads Guilty to Incest

The skin crawls, the stomach turns.