Seven Stupid Sucky Things That Should Go Away Forever

• Gift guides.
• The World Cup. Fuck F.I.F.A. & Qatar, & the whole concept of not using your hands. That's really stupid.
• Also stupid: Herschel Walker. Go away!
• Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving recipes. Thanksgiving travel tips.
• Black Friday. Consumption in general.
• Guns. What'll it take? Someone killing a couple hundred humanoids Xmas shopping in a mall? Thousands?
• The world.

Bonus suck we don't need any more of: Crummy Elvis songs.