"I Am A Doughnut" (Not), Human Genome Map, U.N. Charter Signed

Damnit:

Daum also debunked the widespread misconception in non-German-speaking countries that the phrase was used incorrectly and actually means "I am a doughnut", referring to the "Berliner" doughnut. That has become something of an urban legend, including equally incorrect statements about the audience's laugh at Kennedy's use of the expression.