You clowns are running hockey filler instead of baseball? I've never been so insulted in my life! Screw you right back. I thought FOX was all about America, not stupid furrin junk!— M. Bouffant (@MBouffant) April 12, 2018
PLUS WHICH, MINS. LATER: Decided to give the stream a shot, & one of the announcers revealed the game is being broadcast, through the actual effin' ether, on KCOP-TV 13.1. Now we're makin' Amurka great again!