Today In G.O.P. Policy & Politics: Them A Loot, Them A Shoot, Them A Wail

B.O.H.I.C.A. Dep't.

How it works: One of them holds you down while another shoves his boner-pilled pin-dick up your ass; meanwhile the third has already cleaned out your purse or wallet & is now taking everything in your house that isn't nailed down.

Before you know it, you'll be in the same socio-economic position as the people in this illustrated version of Desmond Dekker & The Aces' soundtrack classic, "007 (Shanty Town)".