I Effing Wish

Too Much Talk, Not Nearly Enough Action/Results

What a shame. As so often in times of trouble, I've been hoping for serious seasonal terror (or at least a huge natural disaster); so far, nothing but another phony-baloney piece of F.B.I.-inspired/enabled insecurity theatre designed to give the fake news & its snowflake readers fear-boners.

 abc7news.com:

FBI: Man planned Christmas terror attack for SF's Pier 39 …   —  Officials have stopped a man who reportedly stated that “Christmas was the perfect day” …

Discussion:

Cristina Laila / The Gateway Pundit:   San Fran Terror Suspect Was Bernie Sanders Supporter - Mentioned POTUS Trump in Suicide Note

Greg P. / twitchy.com:   WHOA: FBI thwarts ISIS-style Christmas Day terror attack on Pier 39 in San Francisco

Robert Spencer / Jihad Watch:   San Francisco: Muslim former Marine arrested for Christmas jihad massacre plot at Pier 39

Liam Clancy / The Daily Caller:   FBI Thwarts Christmas Terror Attack From ISIS Sympathizer

Two lessons here: a) Fucking Berniebro Sandroids; b) Don't like ISIS pages on Faceberg.

Continuing our holiday terror theme, these should make your pants wet, or worse. From Terrormonitor.org's Twitter.

Terrormonitor.org sounds fake, dunnit?

Monitoring terrorist groups globally. We are trying to develop this as a complete online to inform about terrorist outfits, activities and its impact worldwide.

Esp. as there's no actual terrormonitor.org website.

Britain's Sun (another terror-generator) lets us know that:

[T]he terrorists issued a 17-point plan to help lone-wolf attackers to murder families in their homes, burn churches and derail trains over the festive period.

Sweet Jesus, if it's a 17-point plan we may be in deeper trouble than this reporter previously assumed.