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Fuck Apple back to the hell it came from, & fuck you chumps for buying their shit.

 Apple:

A Message to Our Customers about iPhone Batteries and Performance  —  We've been hearing feedback from our customers about the way we handle performance for iPhones with older batteries and how we have communicated that process.  We know that some of you feel Apple has let you down.  We apologize.

Discussion:

Meghan Keneally / ABC News:   Apple slashes iPhone battery replacement cost by $50 amid criticism

Matt Stevens / New York Times:   Accused of Slowing Old iPhones, Apple Offers Battery Discounts

Kira Davis / RedState:   Apple Apologizes for Slow-Phone Fiasco, Offers Discounted Batteries for a Year

WKRG-TV:   Apple apologizes for late model battery slowdown, reduces price for replacements

Brian Feldman / New York Magazine:   Apple Apologizes for Slowing Down iPhones With Old Batteries

CBS Pittsburgh:   Apple Apologizes For Slowing iPhone, Drops Battery Prices

Kurt Schlosser / GeekWire:   Apple apologizes for lack of clarity on iPhone slowdowns — and will sell $29 replacement batteries

Alyssa Newcomb / NBC News:   Apple offers a ($29) fix for customers upset over slowed-down iPhones

abc7.com:   Apple apologizes for iPhone battery problems, offers remedies

Raymond Wong / Mashable:   Apple finally issues an apology after its iPhone battery fiasco

Sputnik International:   Apple Issues Apology Letter to Disgruntled Customers Over iPhone Batteries

Steve Kovach / Business Insider:   Apple apologizes for slowing down iPhones with older batteries

Nilay Patel / The Verge:   Apple apologizes for iPhone slowdown drama, will offer $29 battery replacements for a year

Associated Press:   Apple sorry for slowing iPhones, cuts battery price by $50

Calily Bien / KXAN-TV:   Apple offering discount on battery replacement for older iPhone versions

Dave Winer / Scripting News:   Pay for your sins, before the users figure it out

CBS San Francisco:   Apple Apologizes For Slowing Down Older iPhones

Dawn C. Chmielewski / Deadline:   Apple Apologizes, Offers To Replace Older iPhone Batteries For $29

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Seriously, where do these shitheels get off fucking w/ your property?

If you're looking for me, I'll be pissing on that jerk Steve Jobs' grave. Unless I'm throwing a rock through the window of the local Apple Store, & heaving in a Molotov cocktail after the window breaks. Burn, baby, burn!!