Thursday, March 28, 2013

L.A. Story

The part of L.A. that's filthy w/ cee-ment ponds & leaf-blowers, anyway.
An elderly man was found dead at the bottom of a residential pool Tuesday night, and authorities are investigating how the victim, who worked at the home as a gardener, drowned.

The 72-year-old unidentified man was pulled out of the pool by authorities late Tuesday night, and according to a Los Angeles Police sergeant the victim had a leaf blower strapped to his back, reports City News Service.
More details.

3 comments:

mikey said...

I would happily throw the little brown leaf-blower wielding bastards in the pool, or even just ventilate them with a crossbow, if I thought it would make the gawd-awful noise stop...

Substance McGravitas said...

Clearly the leaf-blower attacked.

M. Bouffant said...

Gardening Columnist:
What about honkies running blowers?

We imagined the poor bastard fell in & couldn't free himself before he drowned. But probably just a heart attack.