Good News For Mickey Kaus!

In the future, Mr. Kaus will be able to have his goats & eat them too.

And according to a new study published in the ecology journal Oikos, feral goats may also flourish on this thin, ephemeral silver lining of climate change. Whether that would be good news for anyone but goats, however, remains to be seen.

We've no idea of Mickey's stand on climate change, but now that he knows which side his bread's buttered on, we can assume he will adopt policies favoring carbon emissions. (And just maybe goat emissions too.)