Not-Reading Is Fundamental*

Comparing Gary Johnson to Past Libertarian Party Nominees

What next, Conor F. determines who's really the third-best poet in Elephant's Breath, Kansas?

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*To maintaining mental equilibrium & keeping oneself from moron murder or similar excessive effort. Actually, we're kidding in this one case: Beyond the flacking of Johnson, it's a short, informative history of the Libertarian Party's Presidential efforts. Which have been consistently pathetic:

Ed Clark was the Libertarian Party nominee in 1980. With his running mate, billionaire Charles Koch, he won 1 percent of the popular vote nationwide -- the best a candidate from that party has ever done.

Read & laff.