Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Conservative Compensation Report

Would all you nancy-boys & sissies stop obsessing about your "masculinity," new definitions thereof & yada? Fuck.

++especially when we read such an opening line:
David Brooksassertion today that “Obama has displayed a kind of ESPN masculinity” has raised some eyebrows. For example, the DC Examiner’s Byron York, in response, tweeted: “I’m so confused.”

The confusion, I think, is partly because Brooks didn’t really explain his concept* — at least, he didn’t explain what ESPN has to do with Obama’s masculinity or ability to connect. I will attempt to do so (with the caveat that I can’t know exactly what Brooks meant).

Think of the symbolic activities that have defined men in the past. A manly man (where I’m from, at least) might hunt, fish, drink, drive fast cars (sometimes while drinking), play contact sports, etc.
Really, "Matt Lewis & The News," when you're worrying about the definition of masculinity offered by wispy-voiced, chinless pushover Brooks (Not to ignore Byron York's Tweet!) we're already enjoying ourself at your expense; don't aggravate the amusement by using "manly man" in a not-obviously ironic manner.
*No shit?

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You could include this shit, from Washington Post "liberal" Dana Milbank, as well.
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Substance McGravitas said...

I'd look out, man. The last person who made fun of Bruiser Brooks saw the nailed end of a 2x4.

M. Bouffant said...

Fat but MEAN Editor:
Milbank should fucking talk. Dana's a girl's name where we come from.

Yrs. of being bullied in prep school have made us tougher than Brooksie, even if he goes McArdle one better & has nails in his 2x4s.