Here's my family's answer to the Jersey Shore and the Kardashian BS. The Call of The Giles shows families how to live a powerful and productive adventure laden life without whizzing on God and country. TCOTG features Townhall.com columnist Doug Giles and his wife Mary Margaret, daughter Hannah Giles of the 2009 ACORN undercover sting videos and Regis Giles, NRA columnist and owner of GirlsJustWannaHaveGuns.com. Coming 2012 to a TV set near you. Hold on to your lug nuts. It's time for an overhaul.How much for Ho Hannah to hold on to someone's lug nuts?
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
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16 seconds of my life, gone forever.
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They sure do like fondling their guns (especially Doug).
It's funny how the wingnuts' favorite spank-fantasy is now casting herself as an alternative to the Kardashians.
Shit, they even need their own type of porn now.
Family Values Editor:
Yup, "non-whizzing on country" porn. Really more gun fetishization than porn.
We played some of it, but did not have the audio up.
Pastor Doug no doubt has his problems.
I'm sure this will be just as big a hit as Sarah Palin's Alaska or Bristol Palin's "Life's a Tripp."
Guns & Ammo Editor:
If it gets picked up it'll probably be on the Outdoor Channel. Which, at this moment, is running something called Best Defense, featuring "Practical self-defense tips from law-enforcement military trainers."
What fucking loons. Kicking butt and takin' names for God? I guess brain dead NZ will lap this up too.
Right-Side Up Editor:
Y'all up/down there should all be heavily armed to protect yourselves from the sheep.
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