Rick Perry and George W. Bush once went out drinking, but only had 5 bucks between them. So Bush took the fiver and bought a sausage.
"What good is that going to do?" Rick asked. "Trust me," Bush says.
They went to a bar and ordered a round of drinks. W. put the sausage through his zipper and told Rick to suck on it.
The bartender saw this and yelled "Hey, we don't allow that queer shit in Texas! Get out of here!"
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. After about the tenth bar, Rick said he was getting drunk, and didn't know how much farther he could keep going.
Bush replied, "How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage after the third bar!"
Almost figgered as much, 'though we were lead to the snausage by a Twit from Tengrain. But we haven't the time to scroll common taters. Only around 1100 on the reader, & it's already 2130 here.
I have no words. I mean, it looks like a spoof. But it's not one. Surreal. I dunno. Sometimes I think everyone on the conservative side is just doing some sort of performance art. And some day they'll come out and say "JUST KIDDING!!! YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE REALLY THAT WEIRD STUPID AND MEAN, DIDJA?!!!"
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Speaking of dogs and Goopers...
Rick Perry and George W. Bush once went out drinking, but only had 5 bucks between them. So Bush took the fiver and bought a sausage.
"What good is that going to do?" Rick asked.
"Trust me," Bush says.
They went to a bar and ordered a round of drinks. W. put the sausage through his zipper and told Rick to suck on it.
The bartender saw this and yelled "Hey, we don't allow that queer shit in Texas! Get out of here!"
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. After about the tenth bar, Rick said he was getting drunk, and didn't know how much farther he could keep going.
Bush replied, "How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage after the third bar!"
Shamelessly stolen from LettucePrey.
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Also Editor:
Sausage, you type?
Yes, the joke is in the middle of the comments on that page.
Also!
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Behind Editor:
Almost figgered as much, 'though we were lead to the snausage by a Twit from Tengrain. But we haven't the time to scroll common taters. Only around 1100 on the reader, & it's already 2130 here.
I have no words. I mean, it looks like a spoof. But it's not one. Surreal. I dunno. Sometimes I think everyone on the conservative side is just doing some sort of performance art. And some day they'll come out and say "JUST KIDDING!!! YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE REALLY THAT WEIRD STUPID AND MEAN, DIDJA?!!!"
What were they thinking? They'd capture the "losers smoking outside during coffee break" voting bloc?
Cigarettes & Coffee Editor:
Didn't capture us. May be a shout-out to Cain's tobacco industry assistance when he was the Nat'l. Restaurant Assoc. chairman.
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