Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Dick, Liz & Din-Din: Under $100

Sorry, "This event is currently SOLD OUT."
Don't despair, opportunities to be fleeced remain: There's an "overflow remote viewing area." No price given, but it isn't free, although the book signing is. (Must buy the book from the Reagan Library, of course.) Grab your guns & get on up there!

Added fun: Reagan Presidential Foundation & Library website is copyrighted 2010. Senile dementia is contagious.

10 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

85 bucks? He's slumming.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Lightning will strike him down!
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Unknown said...

Just unplug the fucker..someone! Anyone! Please!

Hawking his friggin book like a damn carnie really must impress the idiots in the GOP.

M. Bouffant said...

War & Other Crimes Editor:

We can assume he & Liz won't be whoring themselves at plain old low-security, no-charge book stores.

Glennis said...

I'd pay $85 for the opportunity to throw a bladder of pig blood at him. What do you say, M Bouffant? Let's go!

M. Bouffant said...

Book Editor:

If we thought we could make a successful getaway via Metrolink train we just might.

One might be able to get near him at the free (except for book purchase) signing.

Unknown said...

I gotta car and I would drive us all! I am up for this kids, lets get this party started.

Y'all find out where he is gonna be and we can plan from there.

As we are getting arrested..if it happens, we could all hawk OUR blogs!

It's a win, win!

Oh and fuck the damn dodgers Bouffant! ;-D

M. Bouffant said...

Activism Editor:

OK, we have a ride, who's in charge of the pig's blood & bladders? (Band name of the wk., too!)

Unknown said...

You and Auntie need to find a free or low cost appearance of this torture-lovin bag o' shit.

Since I live in an AG area, I could look into porcine blood, but do we reaally want real blood? Personally I think not.

M. Bouffant said...

Crazy, Not Foolish Editor:

If you think we're getting into a car w/ two wacky dames we only know from the Internet, well ...

Seriously, the book-signing at the Lie-berry is free except for purchasing the "book."