It is to vomit, & if we could vomit the crummy beer it advertises all over the band it wouldn't be enough punishment for them. Shoving an unopened bottle of the swill for which these horrid clowns whore up the Heinie-hole of every band member wouldn't be enough. Making them drink said horse piss mixed w/ their own shit would be a start.Fucking Danes, it turns out. Can we get organized & separate their peninsular shit-hole from the Continent & let it drift to the Arctic where the occupants will freeze to death? (We type that having recently discovered, while self-stalking on the Internet, that the ancestors we thought were Scots were descended from some fuck who emigrated from Jutland or whatever the fuck it was then called to Britain & Anglicized his name to something Scottish close to a thousand yrs. ago. Way to make us less upset about being descended from Bavarians & wop-a-dagos as well!)
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Stupid Band Name, Even Worse Music
There are no words to express the revulsion we have for this song, the band memberswhores in the band & their managers/agents/parasites who sold it to a corporate entity that uses it to advertise beer, the singer's hideously cutesy-poo voice (Throat cancer for you, toots!) the gawd-awful ricky-tick piano, the inane lyrics, the necessity of hitting the mute button whenever it crosses our path, everything!
It is to vomit, & if we could vomit the crummy beer it advertises all over the band it wouldn't be enough punishment for them. Shoving an unopened bottle of the swill for which these horrid clowns whore up the Heinie-hole of every band member wouldn't be enough. Making them drink said horse piss mixed w/ their own shit would be a start.Fucking Danes, it turns out. Can we get organized & separate their peninsular shit-hole from the Continent & let it drift to the Arctic where the occupants will freeze to death? (We type that having recently discovered, while self-stalking on the Internet, that the ancestors we thought were Scots were descended from some fuck who emigrated from Jutland or whatever the fuck it was then called to Britain & Anglicized his name to something Scottish close to a thousand yrs. ago. Way to make us less upset about being descended from Bavarians & wop-a-dagos as well!)
It is to vomit, & if we could vomit the crummy beer it advertises all over the band it wouldn't be enough punishment for them. Shoving an unopened bottle of the swill for which these horrid clowns whore up the Heinie-hole of every band member wouldn't be enough. Making them drink said horse piss mixed w/ their own shit would be a start.Fucking Danes, it turns out. Can we get organized & separate their peninsular shit-hole from the Continent & let it drift to the Arctic where the occupants will freeze to death? (We type that having recently discovered, while self-stalking on the Internet, that the ancestors we thought were Scots were descended from some fuck who emigrated from Jutland or whatever the fuck it was then called to Britain & Anglicized his name to something Scottish close to a thousand yrs. ago. Way to make us less upset about being descended from Bavarians & wop-a-dagos as well!)
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12 comments:
But how do you really feel about them?
;)
I dig it.
that's an ACTUAL band?
I figured it was like the Archies or the Monkees or something.
I invite both M. and zrm to take a nice big chunk out my ass.
Lives To HATE Editor Proclaims:
IT IS NOT MUSIC, IT IS A BEER ADVERT!
Sweet Blood of G. Zizz, The Monkees are infinity +1 times better, not that we liked them when they were first manufactured.
And, VS is channeling Janis Joplin incorrectly.
Love that song. Have it in my liberry.
Good Musical Taste Editor Suggests:
Well then, compare & contrast the two, because you can only like one of them!
I thought someone wise said musical taste was subjective.
Not A Laughing Matter Editor:
Some one funny says differently. If music causes active physical/mental discomfort (unintentionally) it objectively sucks.
I think it may be that you and the zombie are old. Terribly terribly OLD.
take a nice big chunk out my ass.
Kind of a dicey thing to say to a zombie.
How Does He Do It? Editor:
We are even older than the undead. (And our musical tastes skew even older than what was hot as we passed through puberty.) Yet refreshingly juvenile/adolescent, wouldn't you say?
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