Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Today Is "Die On Your Toilet" Day

You know, in honor of the first white guy who sounded like a "Negro" (& could therefore make some real money for record companies) to be discovered & exploited.

3 comments:

mikey said...

Cripes.

I'll never crap again.

I'm comin' down there and die on YOUR toilet. Ankle deep in two-ply...

M. Bouffant said...

Evacuation Editor:

Damn right we got two-ply!

Willie Nelson joke (We heard him tell it on the radio.):

"What were Elvis's last words? 'Corn?'"

(In all fairness, the P. died in some sort of dressing room off his Graceland tee vee room, which had a toilet in it but wasn't just a half-bath or whatever, & he may not have been on the throne when he went.)

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Checking obits, looking for Jonah...