As it turns out, Jesus is coming back to slaughter the disbelievers. And he’s coming soon. How do we know? We heard it on the radio. “Family Radio” to be exact–an Oakland-based doomsday Christian cult run by 89-year-old Harold Camping that somehow has the cash to operate on 36 stations in California alone, including KFRN 1280 in Long Beach.Nor can we!!
Aside from their radio enterprise and taking out billboards, a group of 10 Family Radio cultists is currently traveling around the country, spreading the “good news” in person. Their caravan will be coming to Los Angeles this coming Monday to tell us about the giant earthquake that’s going to kill the righteous and send them to heaven, while the rest will be stuck on Earth in the bloody aftermath for 153 days of ‘death and horror.’
Can’t wait!
Friday, March 11, 2011
Waiting ... (UPDATING)
Bored limp already w/ the latest attempt by the planet to destroy your world of shit & pain. Come on, fair sister, more shake rattle & roll!UPDATE (1415PT 11 March 2011):
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Godot said he'd be right back.
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Indeed Editor Adds:
See update.
the giant earthquake that’s going to kill the righteous
Does that include Republican governors? I don't care where they go, as long as it's away from here. I'm sick of them. Fucking fascists.
Speaking of which, guess who has a birthday tomorrow?
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Has Had A Few Himself Editor Wonders Too:
We dunno. Some guy who can't make a link?
The link is right, it's just that 'intense debate' doesn't work right when there's more than one page of comments. That's why you got left in limbo land, rather than at my comment on page 2.
anywho:
P.S. Guess who has a birthday tomorrow? That's right, [strike]Hitler[/strike] Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, born March 11, 1936. That's pretty old, I'm thinking. I sure hope he's in good health and doesn't have a heart attack or a stroke or choke to death on a piece of meat.
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"Aha" Editor Gets It:
As if we'd wade through 100+ comments. We've telebision to watch!
And we certainly hope all of those don't happen at the same time! Would also hate, just hate, to hear he choked to death on his birthday cake.
I will cop to forgetting that last time I looked up Scalia on wikipedia was yesterday, and so forgot that *today* is March 11.
Not much time left on the East Coast, at least, for the fucker to croak.
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Mooching Looter Editor Reveals:
We have no fugging idea what day or date it is. This is merely one of the pleasures of gainful unemployment.
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