Pathetically Funny

First, we should express amazement that the typist here (A traitor to Canada, &, as she's been here for 12 yrs., probably stole a job from a real American. Are traitorous job stealers really who we want in these United Snakes now?) wanted to become a Yank. Wrong direction, sister.

As well as US Citizenship & Immigration Services' questionable acumen in determining who is worthy of Real Americanhood, they don't know enough to get the citizenship test correct, as our new frostback citizen shows us.

Then there is Question 12: What is the "rule of law"?

I showed it to lawyers and law professors. They were stumped.

There are four acceptable answers: "Everyone must follow the law"; "Leaders must obey the law"; "Government must obey the law"; "No one is above the law."

Judge Richard Posner, the constitutional scholar who serves on the U.S. Court of Appeals in Chicago, was unhappy. "These are all incorrect," he wrote me. "The rule of law means that judges decide cases 'without respect of persons,' that is, without considering the social status, attractiveness, etc. of the parties or their lawyers."

The lesson to be learned here is that no one anywhere knows anything, less is known in this greatest of all nations ever & even less is known about this wonderful, amazing, dare we type "exceptional" scab of a nation by the cretins who work for it, & really should know something about it.

Let's fire some more teachers.

P.S.:

I was asked Question 8: What did the Declaration of Independence do?

Heeding my lawyer’s advice, I went with the official answer: “declared our independence.”