Monday, February 21, 2011

Home-Schooling Report:
They Let Blake Griffin Drive?

How is home-schooling working out for America's home-schooled youth? Well, they can't find their way to the grocery store is how it's working out. Of course, you've got to figure that parents who decided on home-schooling probably didn't produce the brightest home-schooling test subjects.
"I wanted to do everything that my dad and my brother did," says Griffin, who, along with his brother, was home-schooled by their mother until seventh grade. So with them being involved in basketball so much, that just came naturally to me. And I grew to love it.

"Well, I always loved it," he quickly adds, grinning. "But I just grew to love it more."
See? Inability to think for oneself or to do anything but conform. (Actually, that's a head start on the results home-schoolers & most human resources people are looking for.) Fortunately, it makes no fucking difference whatsoever, because there will always be a robot around to help. Too damn bad Asian wage-slaves are making all the 'Tard-Minders®; we'd imagine the market will only get bigger, as more morons populate the planet.
It gave him time to acclimate to his new city, which Griffin first found so large and unwieldy that he needed his GPS to get to the grocery store
Can't that asteroid get here before 2032 or whenever? Even for an old person (time passes like nothing) that's a long wait; we might even miss it.

(Full disclosure: This reporter was home-schooled for several yrs., & it didn't seem to hurt us none. 'Cept fer turnin' us into a rabid, unsocialized, America-hatin' maniac.)

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