And speaking of starting a war or two, just saw the first Xmas-themed advert of the consumption season, on the World Series broadcast. Ready, aim, fire!
Hates Fucking Everything Editor, But Especially Thanksgiving:
The most bogus of all possible bogus holidays.
Parental turkey always dry & gamy, too much driving/flying, when we were banking we couldn't get the Fri. after off until we got some seniority on the vacation list (working retail one is totally screwed for time off) who wants to be near any families (Esp. one's own?) & just whom the fucking hell are supposed to "thank" for the non-stop agony we are in, Satan?
The whole fucking ugly mess is a clear violation of the first Amendment, as is Xmas (basically the same "Must be home for ..." crap a month later, w / the same travel madness).
Our suggestion? No Thanksgiving, just shut down the whole fucking shithole nation from the solstice 'til New Yrs. Day, & have a no-Jeeziz Mardi Gras-style bacchanal, 'cause the days are at last getting longer.
2 comments:
Fuck Yeah!
Eat It, Xmas, Go Turkey Day!
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Hates Fucking Everything Editor, But Especially Thanksgiving:
The most bogus of all possible bogus holidays.
Parental turkey always dry & gamy, too much driving/flying, when we were banking we couldn't get the Fri. after off until we got some seniority on the vacation list (working retail one is totally screwed for time off) who wants to be near any families (Esp. one's own?) & just whom the fucking hell are supposed to "thank" for the non-stop agony we are in, Satan?
The whole fucking ugly mess is a clear violation of the first Amendment, as is Xmas (basically the same "Must be home for ..." crap a month later, w / the same travel madness).
Our suggestion? No Thanksgiving, just shut down the whole fucking shithole nation from the solstice 'til New Yrs. Day, & have a no-Jeeziz Mardi Gras-style bacchanal, 'cause the days are at last getting longer.
At least you can get a ham on Xmas.
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