Saturday, February 28, 2009

Baby Please Don't Go, 'Cause I Love You So, Baby Please Don't Go

The "Don't Go Movement" (it's just like Moveonorg; except neither you nor anyone else has heard of it & it has no money, clout or anything else) has a cute little button or widget or something that would like you to
Join a community of other regular Americans who favor more people, less Government, more solutions, less campaign promises.
We don't really understand the word "regular" here. What does our frequency of evacuation have to do w/, for example, favoring "more people?" Really. You won't be getting any more people w/ that sort of exclusionary attitude. 
The picture one would see if one clicked there. Sure enough, just a bunch of "regular" white AmeriKKKans, giving the old one-armed salute. Nothing to see here, move along now.Really, nothing to see. Attempted social networking. Millions have signed up already. 
Minutes Later: 
Heh. Nope, there really is nothing sinister here. Seriously. After looking at this page we'll make the cliched & cynical assumption that a would-be slickster has conned a wealthy & useful idiot out of just enough dinero for a few mos. of bandwidth, & is praying to Mammon for enough desperate pols to bring their campaign funds to him before the original funding has gone down the rat hole w/ the rest of the economy.

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