Faster, Please, End Of The World!

Oh, America & World, your complete financial & economic destruction cannot come too fucking soon for us. And the rush to the end does seem to be accelerating. From a NYT News Alert:

598,000 Jobs Lost as Jobless Rate Hits 7.6% in January Job losses were once again spread across both manufacturing and services industries, reinforcing the picture of an economy contracting at its fastest pace in decades.

"Fast," generally considered positive by Americans, certainly scans oddly in that sentence. "Go, go, go!" we say. "Race you to the bottom of the abyss!" You took a big dump in your bed, like a crazy person. Now lie in it for the next thirty or forty yrs., Nation of Sheep®©!