The Coming War Of Southern Cracker Agression

Glenn Greenwald, as brought to our attention by TBogg, has an item (well, w/ Greenwald it's never a mere item, but this one is relatively short) on the Upcoming Civil War. Or at least plans & possibilities therefore, as offered on Fox News, of all places. Videos & all. P. S.: The gov't. won't let the staff here at Just Another Blog™ legally own weapons. Any help that can be extended to allow us to defend ourself against the swarms of red-necks & pin-dicks sure to be coming after us once they find out about us will be much appreciated.