Piyush Could Eat No Fat, His Wife Could Eat No Lean

If you can take it, why the hell not look at Piyush "Bobby" Jindal's web-page, paid for by "Friends of Bobby Jindal."

It contains the phrase "Response to the State of the Union." 

What's the White House have to say? (Yeah, we know, bldgs. can't speak, but we're writing our own style book here, so get lost. How about "What's the White House web-site have to say?") Either way, it's this:

The President is gearing up to give his first address to a joint session of Congress tonight (it's not technically a State of the Union, since it's the first year of his administration).

Does Piyush know nothing about This Great Nation of Ours™, in which he wasn't even conceived? Will we be hearing this sort of thing from the Peggy Noonans of the world if/when HusseinPiyush throws his hat in the ring?  Who taught him about This Great Nation of Ours™? The public schools of Louisiana? Good job, hicks. 

(Why that boy so skinny, anyway?)