Thursday, September 8, 2011

Beat Them To The Punch

Some of the local web-logs have caught up to the story we broke over a month ago. This shitheel even copped our "Here's something you don't see every day" line, as Mike of Franklin Avenue copped Thunder's "start a religion" line from the comments a month ago. And our pix are better, too. Why do they even bother? (Yes, our law firm has been contacted.)

To answer our "Could Be A Bargain" title:
Price: $10,000,000
Building Size: 42,950 SF
Price/SF: $232.83
Property Type: Special Purpose
Property Sub-type: Religious Facility
Property Use Type: Vacant/Owner-User
Occupancy: 100%
Year Built: 1926
Lot Size: 0.71 AC

Historic Landmark Designation (since 1/17/1979). Sanctuary Seating Capacity of 800, Balcony Seating Capacity of 500, Fellowship Hall Seating Capacity of 300 to 500. Education Building includes: Fifteen Classrooms, Five Offices, Staff Lounge, Private Chapel, Commercial Kitchen, Outdoor Playground.

8 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

OT: I had another dream about you last night. You were driving me somewhere. That's all I remember. I think I was in the back seat. HA! yer my chauffeur.

What's weird is that I had a similar dream about Substance. He was driving me somewhere. I think an airport was involved...?

I just realized something: I have the most boring dreams in the history of dreaming.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This shitheel even copped...

*Gollum face*
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M. Bouffant said...

Freudian Editor:

Crikey, last night or the night before we had a dream about some horrid people (We didn't know them, however.) who were bugging us. Have mercifully forgotten all the details.

We'll assume it was one of those dreams where you don't see someone's face, but you "know" it's that person. (Or you've seen too much & now we or McG. will have to kill you.) Anyway, how could a dream w/ us in it possibly be dull or boring?

You'd be taking your life in your hands, as we've never had a license. Last time we drove anything was when our friend & sexual associate at the time was too 'luded out to drive. 1982, maybe.

Oddly enough, current friend/sexual associate wants me to get a license (& chauffeur's cap) so we can drive her about when she's been boozing.

Did we mention a boss had a sex dream about us once & told us? (We think we did, 'cause we may have called ourself the Freudian Editor then too.) If we'd known at the time her hubby was a douchebag & she would end up divorcing him we might have done something about it. (By the way, were we driving you into a tunnel?)

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Well yeah. I just knew it was you for some reason. Weird, right?

But I know exactly what Subby looks like: he's a slender guy with a rather jaundiced complexion and a round face. And for some strange reason he always has a smile on his face.

No tunnels that I recall.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

" current friend/sexual associate "

You romantic, you.

M. Bouffant said...

Even More Freudian Editor:

As they say on the Facebook, "it's complicated." But we're just a bowl of mush inside.

Have dreamt the same deal, no face but somehow "know" who it is.

Astounding likeness. Not dissimilar. Hair shorter now, howev.

P.S.: Linked to this item on one of the sites that stole our story, as well as the Twitting, so you will be as embarrassed as we are when strangers look at this.

Thunder, not to worry, you're included in the intellectual property lawsuit we're filing.

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Not dissimilar.

Oh, well, I'm gonna try super-hard to have hot, sweaty, erotic dreams about you now.

M. Bouffant said...

Hawt Editor:

"Sweaty" will happen.