Friday, May 13, 2011

All In The Family

Also (As we haven't watched all 15+ mins., yeesh.):
  • In an effort to hide her identity, Ensign listed Ms. Hampton as "Aunt Judy" on his cell phone.
  • ”76 text messages were exchanged between Senator Ensign and Ms. Hampton from March 7, 2008 to March 10, 2008.”
  • Tim Coe spotted Ensign and Hampton’s cars in a hotel parking lot. He called Ensign and said “Put your pants on and go home.” Ensign said, “I can’t, I love her.”
Aunt Judy? Really.

3 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He called Ensign and said “Put your pants on and go home.” Ensign said, “I can’t, I love her.”

Love Story has nothing on this.
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Substance McGravitas said...

Aunt Judy?

Three cheers for porn venues I know nothing about.

M. Bouffant said...

No-Pants-on-Us Editor Remembers:

Love is having to put your pants on every five minutes.

He knows nothing. Nothing, you hear, nothing about "grannies."