Friday, February 5, 2010

Mohammed Loves Me, This I Know

Militants Kill 70, Wound Hundreds in Attacks on Shiites In Pakistan and Iraq
Attacks in two countries killed scores of Shiites at the end of a Shiite holy week that has been marred by brutal violence.
Read original story in The Associated Press | Friday, Feb. 5, 2010

3 comments:

Substance McGravitas said...

You know, it's kind of a problem when your chief prophet is a stone-cold killer.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

You mean Dick Cheney?
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M. Bouffant said...

Faith Editor Notes:

Did he use a Laser Death Cannon? No, Dick just had a shotgun.

See Dick shoot. See Dick shoot his friend. See Dick shoot his friend in the face. Run, Puff! Run, Spot! Run fast, Spot!

We hear Moe was also a "merchant," or "businessman." That's really low, like, Prosperity Gospel low.