Annals Of Freudian Oedipal Analysis: Family Values Means "Screwing Female Relatives & In-Laws"

Almost-bastard ("Newt Gingrich was born Newton Leroy McPherson, on June 17, 1943, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, to nineteen-year-old Newton Searles McPherson and sixteen-year-old Kathleen Daugherty, who were married in September 1942. His mother raised him by herself until she married Robert Gingrich, who then adopted Newt.") son of white-trash Newton Leroy Gingrich "married Jackie Battley, his former high school geometry teacher, when he was 19 years old. She was seven years his senior at 26 years old. They had two daughters, and he pressured her for a divorce in 1981, while she was recovering from cancer surgery." Wikipedia will back us on the above facts.

Looks as if Georgia's GOP is on MILF patrol, where the "M" stands for "Mother-in-law." Yuck!!:

Meet newly minted Rep. Daniel Stout.

His campaign Web site touts his conservative, pro-family bona fides. "I believe Paulding County wants someone who will stand strong for the conservative principles we've always believed in ... lower taxes, limited government, personal responsibility, and valuing Life from the womb until natural death," he says.

But, as the writer Tom Crawford of Capitol Impact noted this week, Stout "has been compelled to address a personal incident from 10 years ago: he had an affair with his first wife's mother while his first wife was pregnant with their daughter. Stout and his first wife subsequently divorced."

In a statement to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Stout apologized and said, "This humbling experience changed my life dramatically."

He also said the relationship with his mother-in-law "was stopped short of 'sex.'"

"I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman ... my mother-in-law. Uh, depending on what your definition of sex is."

Hypocrisy is truly the greatest evil your species commits. A close second is voting for hypocrites; plain old stupidity comes in a close third.

Last December, Paulding County lost its representative in the Georgia House when he resigned in a high profile sex and conflict-of-interest scandal.

Glenn Richardson, the family-values Republican who represented the county and was speaker of the house, stepped down after his ex-wife publicly accused him of having "a full-out affair" with a lobbyist while he was married.

So when Paulding County voters went to the polls for a special election Tuesday, they selected ... another family-values conservative who had admitted to an extramarital affair!

Drawing & quartering would be too good for any of these people, pols & voters. Could get the economy going again too. While our first desire would be to bulldoze the executed into unmarked pits, if funeral homes promise to hire more people, we can see letting the evil dead have their own graves.