Th' Hell's This Bullshit From Google?

Did anyone, anywhere, ask for this?

No, but they shoved it down our throats anyway. "Keep your phone nearby ..." I'd like to shove my 'phone up their corporate asses. Why can't you leave us the hell alone, Google?

Sweet fucking Jesus, I've really got to blow this Popsicle® stand before I kill every last one of the pathetic fuckwads over-populating this shithole world. GAAAHH!