What I Hate (Among Other Things): Eating, Restaurants & Foodies

And Here's Why:

Would you want to eat foam served in a plaster cast of the chef's mouth?

Randee Dawn / TODAY.com:

27 courses, very little edible: Review of Michelin-starred restaurant goes viral  —  A Michelin star is one of the most desired of all seals of approval in the restaurant industry.  Earning one usually indicates a restaurant of the highest quality, indicating to diners that they're about to take a culinary journey that will tantalize the senses and fill the belly.

Formaggio Bambino / The Everywhereist:   Bros., Lecce: We Eat at The Worst Michelin Starred Restaurant, Ever

Joey Hadden / Insider:   A Michelin-starred chef whose restaurant was eviscerated in a viral review has responded, calling his food ‘art’

Now we have to suffer for his "art"? And I thought I was a pretentious asshole. At least I don't charge for this shit.