Local Asshole

 Stephanie McNeal / BuzzFeed:

Women Say Their Hair Is Falling Out In Chunks After Using Wen Hair Products  —  Women say a popular hair care line created by a celebrity stylist in Los Angeles is making them go bald, with hundreds of people joining a class-action lawsuit against the manufacturer.  —  Instagram: @wenbychazdean Murphy Rosen LLP

Discussion:

Wtnh Web / WFLA-TV:   Women sue popular hair care line over hair loss

Intern / fox4kc.com:   Hundreds more women claim WEN Hair Care caused baldness, damage

myfox8.com:   200 women sue WEN hair care claiming it causes hair loss

Doug Stewart / FOX 61:   Women sue WEN hair care by Chaz Dean claiming it causes hair loss

At least we'll be spared this crook's infomercials. And he can stop using the corrupted version of my legal nickname.

If your hair was important enough to you to take immediate & satisfying revenge, Mr. Dean's Hair Loss Headquarters is located at 6444 Fountain Ave., Hollywood, CA 90028. (Just around the corner from the "Wilcox Hotel"; be accordingly careful.)