Yr.-End Round-Up

HA! As if I give a shit about chronologically sorting the pathetic events in your world of shit & pain. Take a look at 6,000 yrs. of recorded humanoid miseryhistory & then ask yourself why you'd care.

Although this reporter does favor rounding up most of the humanoid creeps ruining the planet & shipping them to Mars. Or Uranus. Or, to keep it possible & not entirely un-pragmatic, Antarctica.

Our sincerest wishes for The New Yr.:

Sayonara, suckers!