SUPER SUCKY Sunday Live Log

Our Cup Runneth Over

How fortunate are we to have both the No Fun League Network and the inane drones of Fox Sports available to us? Two entirely separate piles of bullshit on the bunker floorshag carpeting, that's how fucking lucky America is.

Should've Stayed in Touch

Attended the Lower School (seventh & eighth grades) & first two yrs. of Upper School at Lakeside w/ Seahawks' owner Paul Allen. Not the closest of buddies, but neither of us were members of the nasty rich boy elite there either. (Could use some philanthropy now, esp. as he seems to have wormed his way into the rich boy club himself.)

Ear Poker*

++Awful: B. O'Reilly interviewing B. O'Bama LIVE from the White House. Would've had to knitting-needle my eardrums had the sound come on.

Telebision Up-Date

The once most-powerful-medium-ever reduced to showing images of the authors of Twits that a not-unattractive young womannubile humanoid female is reading aloud in a phony bar:

Click here to watch there.

Nat'l. Ant.

Remaining seated, hand not on heart. Hit that note, Renée!

Coast Remains Most

Slept until eleven-forty-five+ish, so waiting time for stupid game was considerably shorter than in the east. Managed to use most of that time cleaning stuff. (Good use of time during the equally inane & interminable Academy Awards as well. Coastal spring cleaning starts now!)

Safety?

Heh indeed, baby. Margin o' victory? Mmmm ...

1% Watching

Maserati advertising a new car, doubtless a piece of crap for the mass market but blah blah status yada ...

Please Hear My Plea

Alright, sure, maybe begging for meteors to destroy the Capitol during the SotU was a bit much, but surely a loving G-d could spare a smart-meteor for the Pepsi Half-Time Show Stage, brought to you by Nausea & High Fructose Corn Hole Syrup, & spare us this limp-dicked falsetto party music. (And that's before the Cold Dead Limp Poopers.)

Seriously, You Non-Existent Prick in The Sky

You let this

MANATEE — Three people are dead and four others seriously injured after a 79-year-old woman accidentally backed her SUV into a group of people leaving an 11 a.m. church service Sunday at a Bradenton mobile home park, according to the Florida Highway Patrol and witnesses.

“Horror.”

That’s how Sugar Creek Estates resident and retired EMT Muriel Watts described the tableau of injuries that lay before her as she raced to the clubhouse parking lot. “People on the ground bleeding. It was a horrible sight.”

The first victim Watts came to was a woman lying face down.

“She was in her 70s or 80s,” Watts said. “I knew she was gone. I could find no pulse. I had to bodily remove her sister, who was on the ground over her.”

Watts then helped a man “with tire tracks from his ankles to armpits,” she said.

happen to your chosen people but you won't make B.M. & The Peepers suffer? You're dead to me, do you hear? D-E-A-D Dead!

Cable Trouble

Would have welcomed it for the chance to bitch & moan, but no, not in our zone.

LOS ANGELES — Viewing of the Super Bowl came to an abrupt halt for Time Warner Cable customers in Southern California due to a blackout.

Hundreds of football fans are taking to Twitter to complain about the sudden blackout shortly before halftime. Two other Time Warner cable channels — KCAL-TV and KTLA-TV — were also blacked out.

It wasn't immediately clear what caused the blackout.

Calls and email messages to Time Warner Cable spokesmen were not immediately returned.

The cable provider's website was not function.

So many things are not function these days.

Losers Live

Who can afford tickets?

Mann Romney, not you!! (Of course they're Denver supporters.)

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Broncos indeed buggered. Coastal Socialism 43, Rugged Individualist Intermountain West Doodieheads 8. Ha ha ha!! Fuck you, hicks.

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*Not to be confused w/ arm poker, as most recently practiced by the late ...

Multiple media reports, citing law enforcement officials , said Hoffman was found with a needle in his arm and that a substance believed to be heroin was in the apartment. Those reports could not be independently verified, however officials confirmed they believed his death was drug-related.