"Ian Valway Hoyt, a 45-year-old white male, died Sunday, Jan. 13, after being stabbed in Pomona, according to Los Angeles County coroner's records."You vicious fucking apes proud of yourselves? (For the murders, & the robots reporting the news.)
Valway Hoyt's murder was recorded automatically by a computer at the LA Times, publishing the above statement below a map showing the precise location of where his body was found. His photograph is placed next to the computer-generated 'robo-report' and readers are invited to share information "about the life of Ian Valway Holt" in a comments box below*.
The complete article can be found on the LA Times's Homicide Report, chronicling 5,238 homicides in LA County in its seven-year existence.
*You are a disposable unit unworthy of commemoration beyond crowdsourcing from your fellow serfs. (Kinda like NRO's Jonah Goldberg: The robot mentions something, then types it is on deadline for another load of codswallop or must exercise the dog, can any readers fill it in, via e-mail? Thanks so much.)
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