Tuesday, May 18, 2010

"Fistgate:" Jim "Gateway Pundit " Hoft Is That Stupid & Obsessed

Whiskey Fire led us to this (Thank you so damn much!):
which Media Matters has also mentioned, as we discovered when we Googled Mr. Hoft.
Finally, that isn't a picture of a "kit for fisting." While the conservative newspaper Massachusetts News -- cited by Hoft -- reported in 2001 that the kits were "intended for 'fisting' or oral sex," the paper described the kit's contents as "a single plastic glove, a package of K-Y lubricant and instructions on how to make a 'dental dam' out of the material," and offered no support for their claim that the kits were "intended for 'fisting.'" FoxNews.com has reported that Hoft "alleged that Jennings and GLSEN were involved in Planned Parenthood's purported distribution of 'fisting kits,' " but that the kit "was actually for making a 'dental dam' -- designed to prevent STD transmission during oral sex."
Well covered, except MMfA didn't run the picture. Our screenshot from Fist [It is a sick joke!] Things clearly shows the instruction book, which clearly reads "How to make a dental dam from a latex glove." It's not surprising that these know-nothings won't face even the evidence directly before their eyes. It is a bit surprising a believer as rabid as Hoft doesn't have much faith that his Catholic Gawd, Holy Ghost or at least some angelic bureaucrat from the heavenly hierarchy will send him to hell for lying like that. And for all the other times.

5 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I never leave the house without a "fisting kit".

M. Bouffant said...

AMEX Editor Agrees:

Don't leave home w/o it!

Anonymous said...

Let's find a "safe schools czar" that knows something about security and is passionate about something other than bodily functions and sex acts that even jaded, tired, old queens like Bwanny Fwank probably gave up log ago.

But thank Her Supine Supreme Holiness Gaia that our Safe Schools Czar is not overtly religious or (gasp) owns a handgun!

That would be intolerable!!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I like this Annonymoose. It has a nice mix of unresolved anger issues, bigotry, and idiocy.

M. Bouffant said...

From The Troll Control Desk:

He is a lively one, & in general does not inspire our inner GRAMMAR NAZI!

But "Bwanny Fwank?" Dunno if it's a typo or he just can't spell his scathing insult.