Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Last Bonanzan Bites Dust, Rides Into Sunset

Pernell Roberts, claimed by death at 81. We mention it only because we like to write obit headlines.

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

We mention it only because we like to write obit headlines.

I hope you've got something prepared for when the USA kicks the bucket.

Doesn't look like it's gonna last much longer.
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M. Bouffant said...

From The Coffin of The Obit Ed.:

"Beacon of Hope Extinguished Forever?"

Nah, going to be a long, slow, drawn-out & excruciating series of events. Actual time of death for an organism this size is very hard to call ...

Unknown said...

Candy is still alive, I believe.

M. Bouffant said...

Poetic Obit License Editor Sadly Admits:

Yes, but to qualify the title w/ "Of Original Cast Members" wouldn't have been nearly as much fun.

First (of the original cast, mind you) to leave the show, yet last of the cast to die. Hmmmm. Work does kill you.